You are what you watch

Everyone should be opposed to corny and trashy entertainment. The average human only lives for 72 days. That's rough 1200 hours. You're going to spend 2 of those precious 1200 on stupid crap from other countries where the lead actors has to read english from a cue card? Please, euthanize yourself right now. You have no reason to live and you're shortening my lifespan because it depresses me that people would waster their precious time with shitty zombie movies from Katmandu or where ching chong shit comes from.


Me, I watch high quality shows like Veronica Mars where girls can be really wierd looking but still get my meat sandwhich up and at attention. Then, I finger my jelly hole and try on bras because Veronica Mars is for prepubescent girl scouts whose first time was with their cousin that can't pronounce Ratchet and Clank correctly.